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72ScampTramp

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A newlywed couple on
their honeymoon
prepares to see each
other naked for the
first time.

The husband exposes
his knotted and twisted
feet. He explains, "I had
tolio as a child."

The wife asks if he
means polio. He says,
"No, it only affects the
toes."

He removes his pants
and reveals deformed
knees. He admits, "I had
kneesles, too."

Finally, he pulls off his
boxers. In shock, the
woman gasps, "Oh no
-- smallcox, too!"
 
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