Pinch my Nipples

[dartcuda]

A woman went to a Wal-Mart service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming,

"PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!"

The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front of a growing crowd of customers.

The manager comes to the woman and asks, "Ma'am what's wrong?" She explained the problem with the toaster, and he also told
her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screamed,

"PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!"
and doing so draws an even bigger crowd!

In shock, the store manager pleads, "Ma'am, why are you saying that?" In a huff, the woman says, "BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE
MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!!"

The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!!

 

[Cerwin]

Haha good one DartCuda

Hahahaaa.. walmart SUCKS GOAT B@LLS.. when ever im in there i like to mess with people, i answer department phones if they ring.. if i find those pricing guns i reprice things, unless they code lock it when they put it down.. which they do sometimes, or i move ladders around.. and i set alarm clocks in the electronics section. wall mart is soo funny.. its like a highclass shopping mall for the cheap and red necks!

unless you guys shop there.. then so do i! why else was i in there doing all that stuff?? like duhh :wav:

 

[69signetv8]

Good one dartcuda :tongue9:

 

[memike]

I applaud this fun and smart young lady!
good one

 

[duster340]

good one

 

[Bigdummy]