Santa's not coming this year!

[Coyote Jack]

I stopped at my favorite butchers yesterday and he told me Santa probably wouldn't make it this year. I asked him why he thought that and he opened the door to his meat locker and showed me this.

Jack

 

[66340SEDAN]

 

[Jeff Seighman]

What the hell am I going to tell my grand kids!

 

[norshorblufish]

There’s always got to be someone to ruin things with their political BS isn’t there!

 

[RedFish]

Lost the deer? No problem...
Santa's Gonna Come In A Pickup Truck - YouTube

 

[44070dart]

That Bas tard .. .............. wait, how good does reindeer taste.

 

[RedFish]

That Bas tard .. .............. wait, how good does reindeer taste.

Good if its prepped and cooked right.

 

[norshorblufish]

I see this ones not going to last long.
I’m sure Jack didn’t want it to get moved or delete!
Guess some people never learn do they!

 

[pauly]

Got to taste better than pronghorn antelope!!!

 

[diymirage]

Wait! You have grandkids????

I better not!

I just worded it that way for comic relief

(Of course by the replies I got it seems some people didn't quit get that)

 

[66340SEDAN]

 

[toolmanmike]

I stopped at my favorite butchers yesterday and he told me Santa probably wouldn't make it this year. I asked him why he thought that and he opened the door to his meat locker and showed me this.

Jack

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[33IMP]

This just in, Rudolph the red nosed reindeer, dead, at 53.
While flying over Barcelona today, Rudolph was hit by a flock of seagulls, and a 747. Witnesses say..... the reindeer in Spain, was hit mainly by the plane.

 

[No name needed]

I stopped at my favorite butchers yesterday and he told me Santa probably wouldn't make it this year. I asked him why he thought that and he opened the door to his meat locker and showed me this.

Jack

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That's just plain and simple funny as hell.

 

[norshorblufish]

That Bas tard .. .............. wait, how good does reindeer taste.

It tastes like venison only sweeter.
I think it’s from all the Christmas cookies they get to eat.

 

[SLOPAR72]

What the hell am I going to tell my grand kids!

Go get washed up..... Supper will be on the table in a few.....

JW

 

[44070dart]

He better come ..I need a few things.

 

[oldkimmer]

Santa’s on the move. No stopping him now. Kim

 

[MOPARMAGA]

That's semi disturbing lol

 

[oldkimmer]

That's semi disturbing lol

Well u seen his reindeer. Kim

 

[Steve welder]

He better come ..I need a few things.

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Sometimes, in fact a lot of times nothing would make me happier than if I could back even for one day to the time when that was the TV we had in our home.....

 

[Killer6]

He better come ..I need a few things.

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Classic...

 

[44070dart]

When I look at old pictures they look like it was a simpler time and that made it better. I don't know if it was just that we were younger and naive or it was just better. I do know, other than family and a few friends ( and that number has dwindled in the past few years ) I don't like today very much. But hey, Merry Christmas to all and lets celebrate His birth, and be civil to one another.

 

[69conv]

I have a lot in common with Santa...

 

[Treblig]

I have a lot in common with Santa...

????????????????? You're fat and only work one day out of the year???