A married couple walked in to a sandal shop. The
Jamaican said to them,
'I have some special sandals I think you would be
interested in. Dey
make you wild at sex.' Well, the wife was really
interested in buying
the sandals after what the man claimed, but her
husband felt he really
didn't need them, being the sex god he was. The
husband asked the man,
'How could sandals make you into a sex freak?'
The Jamaican replied, 'Just try dem on, Mon.'
So, the husband, after some badgering from his
wife, finally gave in, and tried them on.
As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got
this wild look in his eyes,
something his wife hadn't seen in many years! In
the blink of an eye, the
husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently
over a table, yanked down his
pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a
firm hold of the Jamaican's hips.
The Jamaican then began screaming, 'You got dem on
the wrong feet!'
Jamaican said to them,
'I have some special sandals I think you would be
interested in. Dey
make you wild at sex.' Well, the wife was really
interested in buying
the sandals after what the man claimed, but her
husband felt he really
didn't need them, being the sex god he was. The
husband asked the man,
'How could sandals make you into a sex freak?'
The Jamaican replied, 'Just try dem on, Mon.'
So, the husband, after some badgering from his
wife, finally gave in, and tried them on.
As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got
this wild look in his eyes,
something his wife hadn't seen in many years! In
the blink of an eye, the
husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently
over a table, yanked down his
pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a
firm hold of the Jamaican's hips.
The Jamaican then began screaming, 'You got dem on
the wrong feet!'
