A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
- 2 litres of low fat milk
- a carton of eggs
- 2 litres of orange juice
- a head of lettuce
- half a dozen tomatoes
- a 500g jar of coffee
- a 350g pack of bacon
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunkstanding behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated,"You must be single".
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation,butshe was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeedsingle. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped him off to her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what,you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?".
The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly".
- 2 litres of low fat milk
- a carton of eggs
- 2 litres of orange juice
- a head of lettuce
- half a dozen tomatoes
- a 500g jar of coffee
- a 350g pack of bacon
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunkstanding behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated,"You must be single".
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation,butshe was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeedsingle. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped him off to her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what,you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?".
The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly".
