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Blazing Apostle
For your amusement: An anecdote and three motivational posters.
THE ANNIVERSARY GIFT
Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
REALLY
angry.
She told him, "Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that
goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!!"
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife
woke up
she looked out the window and, sure enough, there was a gift-wrapped
box in
the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran
out to
the driveway, and brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Ed has been missing since last Friday.
Please pray for him.
THE ANNIVERSARY GIFT
Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
REALLY
angry.
She told him, "Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that
goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!!"
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife
woke up
she looked out the window and, sure enough, there was a gift-wrapped
box in
the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran
out to
the driveway, and brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Ed has been missing since last Friday.
Please pray for him.
