Stop in for a cup of coffee

[dukeboy440]

What'd Santa Claus say to his elf in the spring

Bring me my Ho, ho Hoes..

 

[No name needed]

Bring me my Ho, ho Hoes..

The problem with Christmas is it's just like work.

You do it all and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

 

[ScampMike]

Coffee Club Quiz. Wet your lips. Place your left index finger length wise above your upper lip and your right index finger length wise below your lower lip. Gently push them back and forth in opposite directions. What do you see.

my mustache is in the way - -

 

[Ddaddy]

Head cheese. Nose doubt.

Don't ask what the pepperoni is made from...

 

[Ddaddy]

The problem with Christmas is it's just like work.

You do it all and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Hey, I resemble that remark! And I rarely get the credit...

 

[Ddaddy]

But Santa does drive a cool sled in the Summer...

 

[toolmanmike]

But Santa does drive a cool sled in the Summer...

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Nice Olds!

 

[toolmanmike]

You know why Mrs. Santa Clause never had any kids?

Santa only comes once a year and that's down the chimney!

 

[dukeboy440]

Don't ask what the pepperoni is made from...

Originally fron goat penises....

 

[Ddaddy]

The Santa thing got me going. I just had to redo Tike's car image... @dartnabout

 

[Princess Valiant]

first in the coffee shop ....Go Rani and YAY Monday is here.

 

[zkx14]

YAY Monday is here.

Am I the only one one who finds this disturbing? Lol
Good morning

 

[Ben Drinkin]

Good morning peeps. It is Monday. And i find it disturbing. At least i don't have to build shelves in the closet today.

 

[No name needed]

Am I the only one one who finds this disturbing? Lol
Good morning

Morning fellow disturbed members.

 

[No name needed]

Another hot day on tap. Heat index in the 100 degree range. My kind of day.

 

[No name needed]

For some reason I want to jump on a bike and peddle away.

 

[No name needed]

No More speed I'm almost there.

 

[ScampMike]

well helloooooo sunshine!

first in the coffee shop ....Go Rani and YAY Monday is here.

no, no you're not

Am I the only one one who finds this disturbing? Lol
Good morning

sooo it's out of the closet Monday for Ben

Good morning peeps. It is Monday. And i find it disturbing. At least i don't have to build shelves in the closet today.

indeed

Morning fellow disturbed members.

yeeeeaaaa - um, no..

Another hot day on tap. Heat index in the 100 degree range. My kind of day.

 

[ScampMike]

For some reason I want to jump on a bike and peddle away.

that's pretty random right there.. I can honestly say --- and I don't! LOL

 

[ScampMike]

For some reason I want to jump on a bike and peddle away.

bi-cycle!!!

 

[No name needed]

Once I noticed a good friends young daughter on the street peddling her *** off but not getting anyplace. At first I really didn't know what to do. Then I just picked her up. Along with her broke *** bike and drove her home.

 

[dartnabout]

Morning fellow disturbed members.

And I resemble that! Good Morning

 

[ScampMike]

Once I noticed a good friends young daughter on the street peddling her *** but not getting any. At first I really didn't know what to do. Then I just picked her up and drove her home.

did she give you the good neighbor discount?

 

[ScampMike]

And I resemble that! Good Morning

get down with the sickness

 

[zkx14]

Another hot day on tap. Heat index in the 100 degree range. My kind of day.

On tap? Where? Now I'm thirsty.