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halifaxhops said:
Have a young guy that shows up here nightly that was in a accident a while ago and is just functional. The neighbor has a autistic daughter. Well the neighbor cam down for a beer And was tying to him to have a "feel" on the daughter boob next time they date because he is sick of hearing she it he only one in the house. Try not to lose it one is serious one is interested and now has permission! Only in HOPPYLAND
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yaahoo - let the neighbor get the condom - stay in the shadows!
 
halifaxhops said:
Have a young guy that shows up here nightly that was in a accident a while ago and is just functional. The neighbor has a autistic daughter. Well the neighbor cam down for a beer And was tying to him to have a "feel" on the daughter boob next time they date because he is sick of hearing she is the only one in the house. Try not to lose it one is serious one is interested and now has permission! Only in HOPPYLAND
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Say what?!
 
4 real I have seen free tv before but wish I had a video! Only me for sure.
 
halifaxhops said:
Have a young guy that shows up here nightly that was in a accident a while ago and is just functional. The neighbor has a autistic daughter. Well the neighbor cam down for a beer And was tying to him to have a "feel" on the daughter boob next time they date because he is sick of hearing she is the only one in the house. Try not to lose it one is serious one is interested and now has permission! Only in HOPPYLAND
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So wait, he has permission to get to second base with the neighbor's daughter???

Am I reading that right...


Ewwww... - the dog just farted... I'm outta here....
 
Not doing the hops this year but if you need some. Figure out the ounces you need.
 
krazykuda said:
So wait, he has permission to get to second base with the neighbor's daughter???

Am I reading that right...


Ewwww... - the dog just farted... I'm outta here....
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Home run. Of course I could not let it go and have to give him a Viagra in a beer. Next time! It is a quick walk up the hill. I guess bitching gets to some! He is serious! Every one understand a home run?
 
Bet there is not a pillow in the world to make that scream not break windows! I know.....DELETE!
 
halifaxhops said:
Have a young guy that shows up here nightly that was in a accident a while ago and is just functional. The neighbor has a autistic daughter. Well the neighbor cam down for a beer And was tying to him to have a "feel" on the daughter boob next time they date because he is sick of hearing she is the only one in the house. Try not to lose it one is serious one is interested and now has permission! Only in HOPPYLAND
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krazykuda said:
So wait, he has permission to get to second base with the neighbor's daughter???
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halifaxhops said:
Home run. Of course I could not let it go and have to give him a Viagra in a beer. Next time! It is a quick walk up the hill. I guess bitching gets to some! He is serious! Every one understand a home run?
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halifaxhops said:
Bet there is not a pillow in the world to make that scream not break windows! I know.....DELETE!
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I came in at the end of this and just HAD to backtrack to complete the picture!!

Yeah, we know what home base is....hahaha......that story cracks me up :)
 
No dreamcatcher might be appropriate though. No way I am buying and doing that but not sure of her dad. Crazy but here is the scenario. Boy drinks beer gets a chubby I throw him out to walk home 900 yards or go visit her at 50 yards. They do belong together then it even gets better no crap Dad says you don't need a rubber she is on birth control! I did lose it there and trew in some Hoppy humor!
 
Mr Gorsky said:
I came in at the end of this and just HAD to backtrack to complete the picture!!

Yeah, we know what home base is....hahaha......that story cracks me up :)
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I will keep all informed if the eaglet has landed. Crap it is funny!
 
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