The Russian

[mullinax95]

A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!"

The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican." The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America .."

The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand, and says, "Thank you for wonderful America !

That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East . I am not American."

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"

She says, "No, I am from Africa ."

Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"

The African lady checks her watch and says, "Probably at work."

 

[MoparMuscleGuy]

LOLOLO. Good One.:cheers:

 

[Poppabear]

so true

 

[Scampin around]

so true

what part is true?

 

[Rice Nuker]

The true part is that there are less Americans here than there used to be. Now there are immigrants everywhere, and by immigrants I mean people with no American heritage In other words they have not built this country nor paid their dues to make this country great, they simply show up in the last 1 - 15 years ago, and begin to immediately benefit from the condition the country is now in. Many people I would call Americans have a long history of hard sacrifice in order to get this country to a condition of prosperity, safety, and freedom to make something out of your self if you simply are willing to work hard. Plus many Americans work the early shift allot of the time..

what part is true?