dartcuda
Mopar Or No Car
The wedding date was set and the groom's three pals -
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>>A carpenter, an electrician and a dentist were deciding What pranks to
>>play on the couple on their wedding night.
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>>The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give them a
>>chuckle or two.
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>>The electrician decided to wire the bed - with alternating current, of
>>course.
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>>The dentist wouldn't commit himself, but wore a sly grin and promised it
>>would be memorable.
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>>The nuptials went as planned and a few days later, each of the grooms
>>buddies received the followingnote:
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>> DEAR FRIENDS,
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>> WE DIDN'T MIND THE BED SLATS BEING SAWED.
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>> THE ELECTRIC SHOCK WAS ONLY A MINOR SETBACK.
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>> BUT I SWEAR BY GOD ALMIGHTY,
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>> I'M GOING TO KILL WHOEVER PUT NOVACAINE IN THE K-Y
>>JELLY.
>>
>>A carpenter, an electrician and a dentist were deciding What pranks to
>>play on the couple on their wedding night.
>>
>>
>>
>>The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give them a
>>chuckle or two.
>>
>>
>>
>>The electrician decided to wire the bed - with alternating current, of
>>course.
>>
>>
>>
>>The dentist wouldn't commit himself, but wore a sly grin and promised it
>>would be memorable.
>>
>>
>>
>>The nuptials went as planned and a few days later, each of the grooms
>>buddies received the followingnote:
>>
>>
>>
>> DEAR FRIENDS,
>>
>> WE DIDN'T MIND THE BED SLATS BEING SAWED.
>>
>> THE ELECTRIC SHOCK WAS ONLY A MINOR SETBACK.
>>
>> BUT I SWEAR BY GOD ALMIGHTY,
>>
>> I'M GOING TO KILL WHOEVER PUT NOVACAINE IN THE K-Y
>>JELLY.
