inkjunkie
Well-Known Member
Three missionaries were given the task of studying the last uncivilized tribe on Earth. They set off on there journey and after several days of trekking thru the jungle the tribe is located, however the tribe has also surrounded the missionaries. The chief of the tribe approaches the missionaries and tells them that they must now pay for disturbing the tribe. the Chief tells them they have a choice, boonda or death and that they have a few minutes to decide. The missionaries, confined to a small cell, are trying to figure out what boonda is. The Chief removes the first of them from the cell and asks what his decision is, the missionary explains that he has a wife and child and wishes to see them again, so death is not the answer, to which the Chief asks boonda?? The missionaries response is yes, boonda. The Chief announces boonda to the tribe. Before he knows it, the missionary is stripped naked and tied to a table with the entire tribe behind him chanting Boonda Boonda. After the last male member of the tribe is done having sex with him, he is cut free and carried back to the cell. Dumped on the ground, he is barely alive. Second missionary is removed form the cell and is asked what he has decided. He also has a wife and children and has chosen boonda, and the boonda ritual is repeated. It is timed for the third missionary to choose. He has no wife or children. He decides death. The Chief, turns to the tribe and yells....Death....by boonda.....
