RogerK
Roger Kizer
A recently divorced man finds a lamp, rubs it and a genie pops out.
"I have three wishes to give you, but since your divorce paperwork says you have to give your ex half of everything, I will fulfill your wish by giving her double of what you ask for."
The man thinks about it and agrees to the geines terms.
"For my first wish, I want a huge mansion to live in"
The genie says, " One for you, two for her. It is done."
"For my second wish I want 10 million dollars"
"10 Million for you, 20 Million for her. It is done. What do you want for your final wish?"
The man camly says " I want you to scare me half to death." :-D
"I have three wishes to give you, but since your divorce paperwork says you have to give your ex half of everything, I will fulfill your wish by giving her double of what you ask for."
The man thinks about it and agrees to the geines terms.
"For my first wish, I want a huge mansion to live in"
The genie says, " One for you, two for her. It is done."
"For my second wish I want 10 million dollars"
"10 Million for you, 20 Million for her. It is done. What do you want for your final wish?"
The man camly says " I want you to scare me half to death." :-D
