Wal-Mart Wisdom

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> A very loud, unattractive, mean woman walked into Wal-Mart with two
> kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
>
> The Wal-Mart Greeter says "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice
> children you have there. Are they twins?"
>
> The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't.
> The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think
> they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?
>
> "I'm neither blind nor stupid", replied the greeter.
>
> "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."

 

[1966 dart wagon]

haha nice one

 

[EvilScamp]

I wanna be a Wal-Mart greeter when i retire!

"Welcome to Wal-Mart! GET YOUR **** AND GET OUT!!!"

 

[memike]

ha ha ha cleared my lung's on that one :toothy7:

 

[69signetv8]

Good one John Another women that ****'s too close to the house!

 

[Cerwin]

bahahhahaaaaa now thats gold.

:thumbup:

 

[dartcuda]

Thanks for the good laugh.

 

[Bigdummy]

lmao!