1. GotDart

    GotDart Well-Known Member

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    The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background
    checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists...2 men and a woman.

    For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large
    metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow
    your instructions, no matter what the circumstances.
    Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. "Kill her!!!"
    The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
    The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your
    wife and go home."

    The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and
    went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man
    came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
    The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go
    home."

    Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions
    to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were
    heard, one shot after another. There was a pause but then they heard screaming, crashing,
    banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened
    slowly and there stood the woman.

    She wiped the sweat from her brow. "This gun is loaded with blanks",
    she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."
     
  2. threefortyduster

    threefortyduster 2XSM

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    heard it before, but its still hilarious.
     
  3. Jason96R

    Jason96R Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, I just saw that before I read your post. I was looking for CIA training information, and jokes is all I could find. Boy are they secretive.
     
  4. AdamR

    AdamR Big Member

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    LOL, thats to funny!
     
  5. onehellofadart

    onehellofadart Well-Known Member

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    That was funny.
     
  6. Mopar471

    Mopar471 Well-Known Member

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    Don't tell my wife, I don't have any blanks at home.
     
  7. HawaiiDuster

    HawaiiDuster Well-Known Member

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    One of the reasons why I'm still single :headbang:
     
  8. Guitar Jones

    Guitar Jones aka Angry Johnny

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    Well fortunately I'm worth more to my wife alive than dead. I'm sure there will be a day when that changes though. :D
     
  9. Joeychgo

    Joeychgo FABO Administrator Staff Member

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    Rofl!!!!
     
  10. Not A Duster

    Not A Duster Well-Known Member

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    Funny.....:mrgreen:

    Scary........

    But funny.
     
  11. bargeahead

    bargeahead Wishicouldre member

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