A chicken farmer went to a bar, sat next to a woman and ordered
champagne.
The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered
champagne too!"
"What a coincidence," he says, " . this is a special day for me, I'm
celebrating."
"It's a special day for me too, and I'm also celebrating!" she says.
"What a coincidence," says the farmer.
As they clink glasses, he asks, "What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my
gynaecologist told me that I'm pregnant!"
"What a coincidence," he exclaims, "I'm a chicken farmer, and for
years my hens were infertile, but today they're laying fertilized eggs."
"Great! How did your chickens become fertile?" she asks.
"I used a different ****," he replied.
She smiled and said, "What a coincidence ... "
champagne.
The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered
champagne too!"
"What a coincidence," he says, " . this is a special day for me, I'm
celebrating."
"It's a special day for me too, and I'm also celebrating!" she says.
"What a coincidence," says the farmer.
As they clink glasses, he asks, "What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my
gynaecologist told me that I'm pregnant!"
"What a coincidence," he exclaims, "I'm a chicken farmer, and for
years my hens were infertile, but today they're laying fertilized eggs."
"Great! How did your chickens become fertile?" she asks.
"I used a different ****," he replied.
She smiled and said, "What a coincidence ... "
