Where did I come from

[memike]

Where did I come from?
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

You got Male :---)

 

[dartcuda]

That about sums it up....lol

 

[memike]

Old Red Neck Humor
A North Carolina redneck passed away and left his entire estate in trust,
consisting of a 1982 Ford pickup, a Remington shotgun, 6 1/2 books of Green
Stamps and $18.37 due from the mill for his last week's work. However, his
beloved widow can't touch any of the assets until she turns 14.

Folks in Georgia now go to some movies in groups of 18 or more. They were
told 17 and under are not admitted.

The minimum drinking age in Tennessee has been raised to 32. It seems they
want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.

In Mississippi, reruns of "Hee Haw" are called documentaries.

How can you tell if a West Virginia redneck is married? There's dried
tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck.

Arkansas has a new $3,000,000 State Lottery. The winner gets $3 a year for
a million years.

Recently, the Governor's Mansion in Little Rock burned down. In fact, it
took out the whole trailer park.

The best thing to ever come out of Arkansas is Interstate 40.

An Alabama State Trooper stopped a pickup truck. He asked the driver, "Got
any ID?" The driver said, "'Bout what?"