Wife bought some SMELL GOOD STUFF......

[loganscuda]

My wife bought this Herbal oil cooker lamp thingy to help me sleep, it has lavender oil in and is supposed to help with sleep, she then told me they have all kinds of scented oils for different stuff like for romance and I asked if it was Bacon and motor oil scented. She unplugged it rolled over and went to sleep.

 

[AJ/FormS]

How could you be so insensitive?
You know you missed a good opportunity, right? You DA,lol

 

[loganscuda]

But I did't smell any bacon

 

[AJ/FormS]

Who's fault is that again?

 

[magnumdart]

Bacon Fragrance Oil

 

[IfItsGotWheels]

But I did't smell any bacon

Yeah, I bet you didn't smell any fish either! LOL

 

[loganscuda]

She cooked some bacon this morning! In motor oil.

 

[69FBCuda]

Missed out on "Makin The Bacon"

 

[AJ/FormS]

She cooked some bacon this morning! In motor oil.

Did she open the gate to pass it to you, or did she just throw it over the fence?

 

[GeorgeH]

lol

 

[loganscuda]

I had to wrestle the dogs for it

 

[AJ/FormS]

So you won? Good-boy! Yah!Suchagoodbuy! yesyouare!
I bet you'll be sorry when your balls are big as melons, and you start humping the furniture .

 

[mopowers]

Isn't lavender an aphrodisiac? Maybe she's dropping a hint.

 

[Mark Wainwright]

Isn't lavender an aphrodisiac? Maybe she's dropping a hint.

As long as she doesn't drop a fart

 

[chryslerfat]

Put in some bacon grease, racing fuel, and stripper glitter. It will make your dog house smell great. lol