I know that feeling!!lol...this one isn't quite carnut but it fits the theme...
My wife is my sex object...
Whenever I want sex, she objects
your wife promises you sex to get you out of the garage
anybody else have any?
you know you're a carnut when....
lol...this one isn't quite carnut but it fits the theme...
My wife is my sex object...
Whenever I want sex, she objects
your wife promises you sex to get you out of the garage
anybody else have any?
you know you're a carnut when....
you reach into your pocket for change, and you have to sift through the washers to find the coins you need.
i can't even count the number of times i have had a sheet metal screw jamb under my fingernail when that happens.:angry7: