N No name needed FABO Gold Member FABO Gold Member Joined Sep 17, 2011 Messages 24,221 Reaction score 31,688 Location Pa. Feb 29, 2012 #1 Woman who sleeps with butcher gets the sausage. Woman who displays too much limb often finds self up tree.
Woman who sleeps with butcher gets the sausage. Woman who displays too much limb often finds self up tree.
krazykuda Well-Known Member How-To Section Editor Joined Aug 20, 2007 Messages 66,513 Reaction score 29,835 Location Orland Park, IL Feb 29, 2012 #2 Man who goes to bed with itchy butt, wakes up with stinky finger... Man who farts in church, sits in own pew... Man who goes through airport turnstyle sideways, going to Bangkok...
Man who goes to bed with itchy butt, wakes up with stinky finger... Man who farts in church, sits in own pew... Man who goes through airport turnstyle sideways, going to Bangkok...
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C C130 Chief Mechanical Genius Joined Nov 23, 2005 Messages 3,160 Reaction score 299 Location Boise, ID Feb 29, 2012 #15 It is good to have roses on your piano, but better to have tulips on your organ.
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Fstforward Barracuda Freak Joined Jun 23, 2009 Messages 916 Reaction score 14 Location Pittsburgh, Pa Mar 4, 2012 #21 Man who go to bed horny, wake up with solution in hand. Man who live in glass house, should dress in basement! Girl who wear paper dress, should not sit near fireplace!
Man who go to bed horny, wake up with solution in hand. Man who live in glass house, should dress in basement! Girl who wear paper dress, should not sit near fireplace!
toolmanmike Moderator and forum fixer Staff member FABO Gold Member Joined Jan 18, 2006 Messages 88,328 Reaction score 102,950 Location Office Mar 4, 2012 #22 Lmfao
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19 Again.. Well-Known Member Joined Aug 29, 2010 Messages 474 Reaction score 29 Location Dayton, Ohio Mar 4, 2012 #25 We used to throw these made up book titles in when the confusious sayings started to rip out... "Rusty Bed Springs" by: I. Pee Nightley "Under the Bleachers" by: See More Butt "Antlers in the Tree" by: Who Goosed the Moose "Trails in ther Sand" by: Peter Draggin "Race to the Outhouse" by: Betty Don't, co-authored Willy Make-it
We used to throw these made up book titles in when the confusious sayings started to rip out... "Rusty Bed Springs" by: I. Pee Nightley "Under the Bleachers" by: See More Butt "Antlers in the Tree" by: Who Goosed the Moose "Trails in ther Sand" by: Peter Draggin "Race to the Outhouse" by: Betty Don't, co-authored Willy Make-it