- What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
Sneakers.
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Exactly where I am today, pointless on a bigger athletic dog.I had a Dalmatian that HATED the cone... He learned how to destroy them within a day... Even when the vet would double up and duct tape them together to make it stronger, he would bust them up... He learned that banging them against the walls and in the doorways would eventually break them...
So after 17 cones, I just gave up...
- Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
- Why was the Christmas tree so bad at knitting?
It kept dropping its needles.
- What’s a vampire’s favorite holiday?
Fangsgiving.
- Why don’t skeletons like parties?
They have no body to dance with.
- What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.
- Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.
- What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg.
- I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle.
- What has a head, a tail, but no body?
A coin.
- What has hands but can’t clap?
A clock. - Alligator
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I was never able to focus on the car anyway!
- What has one eye but can’t see?
A needle.
- What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
- What kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom.
- What gets wetter the more it dries?
A towel.
- I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for long. What am I?
Your breath.
Sergury is over and my granddaughter is home now, tore ACL from a basketball game , proud all my prayers are answered, could have been worse
The inflatable ones are more effective and harder for them to get at ...
I'm just glad that my pup is chill enough to leave things alone... But that's the breed. She's a bit of shepherd but has more the mastiff personality
Good to hear that things went well. Hope she can rehab and get back on the court
Price reduced to a minor fender bender in parking lot............................................
1966 Plymouth satellite
SOX AND MARTIN PAINT, STRONG 440 AUTOMATIC MANUEL VALVE BODY,SHIFT KIT,391 POSI 8/34 ,WILL NOT ANSWER QUESTIONS ABOUT the car IF INTERESTED AND HAVE CASH CALL ME AT FOUR ONE TWO 6 ONE SIX SEVEN...
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