Lets make the best real world *MPG* THREAD EVER !!

What? AJ ain't come in here yet to brag about his 60 MPG slant 6 in a 5k pound vehicle while loaded with 10K pounds and pullin twelveteen fat women on a trailer behind him in a 150 MPH headwind?
Thanks brother, you just did it for me. Here's sombody else you can pick on

1994 Ram 2500 4x2 5.9, auto 354 in rear 28 mpg hwy 25 towing car on open trailer. In 1994 diesel was cheap. That 12 valve ran well and you did not even know anything was back there.
Sweet spot was 68 mph for very best mileage. Got 30 with A/C blowing cold as ice on night trips plenty of times.
Still would not matter today with them numbers as,would be way cheaper than a few truck