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Two older women who were neighbours were working in the garden. One picking beets the other picking carrots. The one picking carrots pulls this enormous carrot out looks up at her neighbour and says this carrot reminds of my husband. Neighbour says WOW that big. She says no that dirty
 
Been a gorgeous day and no wind today thank goodness.
Wife and I both have bad colds so didn't feel like doing much.
Of course mine is a man cold so much worse but a rye and coke soothed the throat.
That's my excuse anyway.
Looks like the same tomorrow only warmer. I can take it.
Have a great evening
 
Washing hair in bathroom sink, eyes closed vigorous two handed finger scrubbing when I touched the sink with my nose then I lifted my head hit the faucet jerked my head back slamming my nose into the sink. When I got my head out of there I opened my eyes and there was some dough head staring at me with a stupid look on his face. :rofl: :rofl:
 
Two older women who were neighbours were working in the garden. One picking beets the other picking carrots. The one picking carrots pulls this enormous carrot out looks up at her neighbour and says this carrot reminds of my husband. Neighbour says WOW that big. She says no that dirty
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When mine gets long enough that I have to think about combing it, I just cut it off. No more long haired afro freak in my house!
I'm on a barber boycott the last few months. Drive 50 miles to get a haircut and no barber in town. Screw it I'll let it grow..../
 
I'm on a barber boycott the last few months. Drive 50 miles to get a haircut and no barber in town. Screw it I'll let it grow..../
mine have retired and/or died...just like my dentists. haven't been to a barber in 8(?) years, did find a dentist alive and so far he is still breathing.
 
mine have retired and/or died...just like my dentists. haven't been to a barber in 8(?) years, did find a dentist alive and so far he is still breathing.
I have no teeth left so screw going to the dentist. At this point for me going to a barber I'll cut my own.
 
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