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You're not alone! With my old '69 340 Swinger I was very tempted to rig up something like that over the rear tires using the windshield washer foot-pump bellows...an on-demand burnout water box!

No pic, but years ago we moved into our first house on a cul-de-sac in a brand new development. I had a built '69 Swinger 340 and my new neighbor across the cul-de-sac had a built SBC in his '57 Chevy Cameo pickup. I came home one day and found he'd done a burnout from the edge of my driveway...

That's hilarious! You would never see that on domestic television. We sure are a bunch of prudes here in the USA.

I'm posting this in the "Jokes, Funny Stuff, Anything Goes" forum, but it is neither a joke nor funny stuff. Believe it!

This one was played at my good friends funeral...about the third note of the song someone hollered out, "Turn it up!" I think of him every time I hear it on the radio.

Cute pic! Your miniature Dachshund's head fits that coffee mug like my Rhodesian Ridgeback's head fits a round half-gallon ice cream carton

I saw the following on a local neighborhood chat site... "For those of you who are placing Halloween lights/decorations in your yard, can you please avoid using anything that has red or blue flashing lights together?Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and have a panic...

My son said the same thing about me a few years ago!

My mom made a lemon jello salad with cottage cheese and canned crushed pineapple that was really refreshing on a hot summer day. She also made one with lemon jello, grapefruit sections and avocado slices that I absolutely hated. Win some, lose some.

Great post, RRR. Thank you!

Who knew?!

Somebody stocked the wrong kind of jelly next to the peanut butter. I'm not shopping at that store!

Roscoe Lee Browne as 'Nightlinger' in The Cowboys...

Just remember... And God saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day. On the seventh day God created the HEMI and all other creations trembled and bow down before it. And God said, "EXCELLENT!"

Take notes this time

Each year our Mopar club works the Grand National Roadster Show in Pomona (SoCal). Always lots of attendees from Australia, Great Britain, France, Japan, New Zealand, and Sweden. It's fun to listen to the various accents and talk to them. Several years ago I met a pair of guys visiting from...

Ten Carter WA-1 carbs per Wilkipedia... Munster Koach - Wikipedia https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3b/Munsterkoach.JPG

I've had a habit of making purchases by giving the cashier more than the required amount. This way I both get rid of loose change and don't accumulate more. I'm always amazed that so many people can't do the math in their heads nor do they get it right even when their cash register does the...

Nat "King" Cole David Clayton Thomas

Could be possible as long as you are using an already manufactured "standard" tub/shower liner. I bet during your "free" consultation you'll be quoted both more time and more money for anything else.

Herer's another ground beef story for you... Some years ago we had gone shopping at Costco and loaded all the groceries in the 5th wheel storage box in the bed of our truck. We unloaded the box as soon as we got home but somehow forgot about 6 pounds of hamburger. The box lid got closed and not...

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?' 'Eight', the boy replied. The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?' The boy replied...

The depth of Challenger Deep is 35,876 feet. Just under 6.8 miles! (Probably where Jimmy Hoffa is)

Saw this online today... A balding, white-haired man from Sherman Oaks in California, walked into a jewelry store in a local mall this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked...

"Old Sparky" strikes again!

I'm not a beer drinker, never liked the flavor. But just kinda curious...can you tell us what live fish tastes like? LOL

I was hoping someone would bring up Victor Borge and his phonetic punctuation! I first heard that bit a lot of years ago and thought it was hilarious.

There was one more line to that story when I heard it. The last line was, '...and that's the last that he remembered'

A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them. "Hey, show us yer tits, ya bloody penguins!", shouts one of the drunks. Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says, "I don't think they...