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Mommy mommy give me a fork! Why do you need a fork, what's wrong with your spoon? Billy just threw up an I only want the big pieces!

Where's the fat chick that was sitting on the wing?

I thought only saddles had a horn on the seat

Curb feelers?

Use one drop of red locktite right here and your nut will never move.

Donald Duck, Chip & Dale

PBR just posted a picture of his GF!

You've got to get closer. Suck on the hose and put it here!

"Balls wide (full) out".

I don't know why he keeps putting bird seed in the middle of the roof?

Last time I bought refills I found them on Amazon (Trico 43-130). Ebay?

"And why exactly did he want a second opinion?"

"UMMMMM, my bigger toys are in my large suitcase"

I believe I have one.

Stick your finger back in the hole, I don't care if it hurts.

"I know she hears me honking, I'll bet it's her dad that's going to make me come to the front door to meet him. Damn first dates".

"And you can spread your knees this wide".

She's actually wearing clothes and is upright in the back seat?

I know I have a box of 65 clusters. I'll look for the box tomorrow and PM you with what I have.

And then she asks "What's a Dutch oven?"

$20 Bump

$25 Bump

And if you join me in the back seat I'll show you what else I can bend.

And he built a boat in the basement he needs to get out next.

$30 Bump

I finally found the hairclip and just like that, it shot somewhere.

$40 plus shipping from 20874 Not show quality but nice for daily driver.

When that egg salad sandwich kicks in they'll be enjoying this smell of exhaust with me.

I had a 78 E250 4WD van with a 460 cid motor and dual gas tanks. I also worked at a van and truck customization shop in the 70"s. That van could go anywhere off the beaten path. Van festivals were the best.

Well, you've heard the saying "killing a fly with a hammer"..............................