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    Wow. You REALLY better not walk.

    Funny stuff. http://www.foxnews.com/us/2010/12/02/finger-flipping-crosswalk-sign-fixed/?test=latestnews
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    The Halloween party...

    A guy was at a Halloween party when he saw a woman in a french maid costume...well...practically spilling out of a french maid costume. He couldn't take his eyes off of her all night because of her incredible breasts. Finally, late in the night, he was so drunk that he walked up and told her...
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    One day at the farm...

    A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote Pasco pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, "If I...
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    Amish elevator

    A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, 'What is this Father?' The father (never having seen an elevator)...
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    no friggin' way!

    I have done similar things. In high school and for several years afterward we used to go rock climbing 2 or 3 times a year. A favorite spot was Seneca Rocks State Park in West Virginia. It think it was around 1,200 feet to the top. A friend of mine has (or had) a shot of me that I keep hoping he...
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    How to land a plane after a wing falls off

    Want to see a cool airplane video? Listen to the cammed-out idle and supercharger whine of this real Daimler-Benz DB605 engined Bf 109. http://s206.photobucket.com/albums/bb238/2shelbys/?action=view&current=Bf109Red7.flv
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    How to land a plane after a wing falls off

    Yes. From what everyone said when it came out it was a very well done hoax. There used to be a website with a picture of the real plane and it's model twin. It was a long time ago. The bounce it takes was the only part that hints at it not being a real plane. Real pilots from that racing series...
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    How to land a plane after a wing falls off

    That's an old video. It's a model plane, not a real one. Still pretty cool.
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    How to start a fight...

    HOW TO START A FIGHT One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. The next year, I didn't buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!" And that's how the fight started ...
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    Hillbilly letter

    Dear Billy Bob, I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your Pa read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 minutes of your home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address because the last family that...
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    Obama Bingo

    Great.
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    Rat/Human Hybrid Monster

    These videos make it pretty clear that the last thing you want to have to rely on in a tense emergency situation is a gay male.
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    Rat/Human Hybrid Monster

    Another one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFK-CahPYgI&feature=player_embedded
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    Rat/Human Hybrid Monster

    Watch this guy scream like a little girl. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PWH745MMMY&feature=player_embedded
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    Possibly the funniest car videos ever...

    Great. He's right. The base model and diesel probably are sh
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    Possibly the funniest car videos ever...

    True. Hitler conceived of the car. He wanted a car every German family could afford. He met with Ferdinand Porsche and told him what he wanted. He drew the original design concept on a napkin (which sold at auction a few years ago for like $65,000). He also named it. The "people's car"...
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    Possibly the funniest car videos ever...

    This stuff is great. If I said that Obama and the democrats need to watch this would it get this moved to the political thread??? Communist Cars Part 1 Communist Cars Part 1 Communist Cars Part 2 Communist Cars Part 2
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    Naming cars?

    Nope. I don't name my cars, my snakes, my spiders, or my scorpions. If they aren't going to come when you call them they don't need a name.
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    Ricer eat's 340 alive!!! beware

    Way back in 1988 we went out to visit a friend of mine who was the National Parts Manager at Shelby Automobiles. He took us to an unreal car dealership that only had muscle cars and other killer stuff. In the showroom there was a Porsche 911 that had a Chevy 427 where the back seat used to be. I...
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    LOOKOUT!!!! Women behind the wheel...

    Sometimes it is the guy's fault in a way. A friend of mine decided to let his girlfriend take a shot at riding his KZ250. She asked, he said "OK", I looked at him and shook my head vigerously.....too late. She gave it some gas, popped the clutch, and promptly took a sharp right turn into the...
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    LOOKOUT!!!! Women behind the wheel...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWrhkjzimj8
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    This dork needs jail time.. Video.

    If being braindead was a crime he would be executed. Among his many issues, he didn't notice that the officer said in his testimony that he observed "the defendant's SILVER motorcycle...". Instead of spouting all that ridiculous B.S. he could have said "Your honor, the officer was mistaken...
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    Blow Up Doll

    Two Arab women were watching their sons play. One says "Only yesterday they were little kids, now they are teen-agers." And the other one says "Yes, they blow up so quickly, don't they?"
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    Crazy Landing

    Here's a crazy landing that isn't fake. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTl1nQ9bO1Y
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    Giant Spider eats Bird

    You should leave them alone. Best estimates are that the average spider eats thousands of insects every year. Kill the spiders, drown in insects.
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    Giant Spider eats Bird

    Ok, you arachnophobs want some nightmares? I give you the King Baboon Spider, a NASTY species that can reach 9 inches in length: Here are a few more interesting species: The Blue Fang Tarantula: The Gooty Ornamental Tarantula: The Starburst Baboon Spider: The infamous...
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    Giant Spider eats Bird

    That picture is pretty deceiving. That is not so much a giant spider as it is a very small bird. That is a Golden Orb Weaver spider. They do not exceed 5 inches in length. There are FAR larger spiders than that. Goliath Bird Spiders are known to reach nearly a foot in legspan. Here is an...
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