4 Worms in Church.

[MVRCorp]

Four worms and a lesson to be learned!!!!



A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol - Dead


The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead





Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead



Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive .

So the Minister asked the congregation -

What did you learn from this demonstration?


Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,

'As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!'

That pretty much ended the service!

 

[2shelbys]

four worms and a lesson to be learned!!!!



A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol - dead


the second worm in cigarette smoke - dead





third worm in chocolate syrup - dead



fourth worm in good clean soil - alive .

So the minister asked the congregation -

what did you learn from this demonstration?


Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,

'as long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!'

that pretty much ended the service!

lol.

 

[memike]

Thank you MVRCorp :happy10: That gave me my first healthy laugh for today :cheers:

I will enjoy telling this one myself :-D

 

[Randy WM]

Our pastor told this one on himself:

When his daughter was seven years old, she asked why he sat at the front of the church with his down before preaching the service. He told her that he was praying and asking God to help him preach a good sermon.

She then asked, "Why isn't it working?"