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My 88 year old father (and WWII vet) once said to me, "Growing old is a privilege denied to many." He doesn't complain about his aches and pains much...he just says he's lucky to be a live. I try to be that way.

Pole dancing at its best. http://cgi.ebay.com.au/Pink-Limousine-Limo-Bus-THE-*****-is-for-sale_W0QQitemZ220188435961QQihZ012QQcategoryZ18308QQrdZ1QQssPageNameZWD2VQQcmdZViewItem?_trksid=p1638.m122

It would be fun to buy one just to slap on some unsuspecting friends car or your boss' car or something.

Here's a link -> Link to Fake Sunroof How did you find such a thing? The guy should make one that when you look down into the car, you see a naked chick. Then I'd buy one!

What is she doing? Rubbing her tits on the poster? And what is that sticking out of her *** anyway?

And one day, long long before that, God created that woman. Upon realizing his mistake, he created the mighty Mopars of the world so that mankind would forgive him and his mistake. And from that day forward all has been right in the world. The end.

I don't know how I found this, but I thought it was kinda fun... http://www.yourcarisshit.com/

Oh ya, another one my Dad told me.... Here I sit broken hearted, Paid a dime and only farted. (Next Day) Today I thought I'd take a chance, Saved my dime but I **** my pants.

Here I sit in gloomy vapour, Cause the guy before me used all the paper. --------------- Some people come here to take a ****, But I come here to leave one.

Not all the Vermont girls are like that you know, I think you've just had bad luck. :)

She knows you get her to change the light bulbs so you can see her panties. So this time she fooled you, she didn't wear any panties!

Nice cunt.

Fargo was one of Chryslers brand names for trucks. They used it a lot in Canada, so you will find a Dodge A-100 van with Fargo nameplates for example. A Vart is a nickname for those funky Canadian Valiants that look like a Valiant from the front, but have a Dart rear end, not sure of the...

Signs you might be from Canada: You know what Varts and Fargos are.

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