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Yes, something is missing. You don't see anyone getting back in the car after the guy pulls it forward and gets out...then suddenly someone is in the driver's seat and reverses it and it flips over. Dallas

Buddy of mine had an old Pinto years ago. For some reason the starter wouldn't work, and it was an automatic so you couldn't push start it. So he would wrap a piece of clothesline around the front pulley, stand on the front fender, and give it a mighty yank....it would start every time! lol...

I saw it.....but didn't know what to say......:wack: Dallas

But-but-but....it's a Toyota NINJA! :wack: Dallas

Now that's funny, I don't care who you are! LOLing Dallas

Wow Bill! I'm glad you got some help, and still have fingers to type with. That wind sure was strong. I was driving my truck and the wind rocked it all over my lane. Dallas

I think that's the best ad I ever read! Thanks for posting, Dallas

Amen to that. That's the first thing I thought of on this post. One of the reasons I sold my last convertible. I couldn't enjoy it for all the inconsiderate people. Not just the trucks but cars will pull up in Sonic and let it sit there and run the whole time. Meanwhile you have heat and fumes...

I bought some not too long ago. I can't remember whether I got them at the parts store, or ordered them on ebay. I don't like buying them at the parts store though, they sell mag nuts 4 to a package, sucks if you need 10. :wack: Dallas

I've carried a $2 bill for so long it's almost worn out. I was working really late one night at the shop and there was a knock on the door. There was a little elderly man there who had walked over from the post office parking lot. He had stopped there for some reason and now his old Rambler...

Well, at least his boyfriend has a Ken collection so they can play together. Dallas

Huh? 'wasting finite resources' Wth is that? I've never heard of a ticket for such a thing. :wack: Dallas

Please let us know how that works out for you...........if you are still alive to post about it. LOL Dallas

"been sitting for awhile" ?? Looks like it's sunk down into the dirt. Neat car but I'm wondering how long is "awhile"? Dallas

Well, you guys haven't read and followed the troubleshooting guide. :-D:-D The first line describes the symptoms of beer related problems. The second line (or A and B) describe the cause (or causes). The last line describes the corrective action that needs to be taken. SYMPTOM CAUSE...

WOW! That's the most efficient exhaust I've seen! Since it appears to be approximately 1000 times the size of the original system, it should increase the horsepower about 1000%. However your net gain will be somewhat less due to aerodynamic drag and increased weight. Hope this helps, Dallas

If that person had gas for brains, they wouldn't have enough for a pissant to ride a motorcycle half way around a Cheerio! :toothy10: Dallas

How true that is!! Dallas missourimopar.com

Are you tired of those sissy-*** "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship: 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard...

Are you ready for another beer?

"If he had gas for brains, he wouldn't have enough for a pissant to ride a motorcycle halfway around a Cheerio" Dallas missourimopar.com