What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After twelve months, the dog is still happy to see you.
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When a woman marries, she expects three S's:
sensitivity, sincerity, and sharing.
What does she get? The three B's:
burps, body odor, and beer breath.
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What is a man's idea of helping to make the bed?
He gets out of it.
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Marriage is the price men pay for sex, and sex is the price woman pay for marriage.
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After twelve months, the dog is still happy to see you.
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When a woman marries, she expects three S's:
sensitivity, sincerity, and sharing.
What does she get? The three B's:
burps, body odor, and beer breath.
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What is a man's idea of helping to make the bed?
He gets out of it.
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Marriage is the price men pay for sex, and sex is the price woman pay for marriage.
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