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  1. ceekay

    Screw off, 'cable guy'

    That's why God invented INTERNET PIRACY! ;) I can watch whatever I want on my computer. Better, I can stream most stuff thanks to some certain websites and/or tools. And really, the only channels I care to get are Discovery, NatGeo, maybe Mil channel, and that's it... And no, you can't have a...
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    The Marijuana State of Colorado Is Selling More Hostess Twinkies Than The Rest

    Well, that's the up-side. The down-side, though, is that everyone has become stoned idiots, and worst of all stoned idiot pacifists, hence the success of the mag cap ban in the state. :S Will never happen. Parents are too damned scared their kid will be abducted by some weirdo and rightly...
  3. ceekay

    OK I've found 'im..I've found the internet moron

    HOLY SHORTS!!! I gotta jump on that! A floppy ribbon at that price is amazing! Like the guy said, 3.5" floppies are coming back in a big way!! Serious, why would people put their data on a single USB-end-sized flash drive, when they could break up one single MP3 over twelve floppies!?!? Plus...
  4. ceekay

    How many FABO members does it take to change a light bulb?

    Bulb changing on a 1700 ft tower - YouTube POST COUNT +1!!! - CK
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    A new way to quit smoking

    Commiefornia..... [/discussion] - CK
  6. ceekay

    The ultimate phone app

    Or, it can be a grave danger to OPSEC, as iPhones (especially) are constantly tracked. Further, all data is imprinted with metadata (data about the data) that includes coordinates, times, etc. I'd also question the accuracy of such a product at distance... Not only would you have to re-zero...
  7. ceekay

    M o p a r

    Ford = colon of america :D Damn Old Drivetrain Grinds Everything Move Over Parts Are Rattling! ((Nobody is immune)) >: ) Hefty Annual Repairs, Lucrative Employment, Yes? F'd On Race Day F'd Over Rebuilt Dodge Found On Road Dead Gay Man's Car (no offense implied :D) Can Hear Every...
  8. ceekay

    mopar k-mode...check it out.

    You sure? It looks identical to the ones I had in my Omnis..... - CK
  9. ceekay

    North Korea.........South Korea

    The Snickers one is one of the funniest things I've seen in a very long time. :D
  10. ceekay

    34 Ford smokin crack

    Looks like a great start and has oodles of potential....... But... Aks away, but don't expect to get more than a few thousand (probably 2-3k at the very most) for it.... Unless he has absolutely every last original piece, including a numbers-matching block in good shape, he won't see more than...
  11. ceekay

    Too stupid for April Fools

    Not long enough. Can't believe she's stupid enough to think she was going to get away with this, or that her and the PD would just simply have a laugh over it. I think she should get the $2500 fine, year in prison (and longer tbh), AND a few smacks upside the head to hopefully knock that...
  12. ceekay

    These seem like reasonable questions!

    Well, you asked! I figured the least I could do was answer! :P - CK
  13. ceekay

    These seem like reasonable questions!

    Yes. You will just not be able to see the tears! The actual act is completely possible. Politicians are "assassinated," everyone else is murdered. the second penny is a bribe to get people to listen to your opinion. ;) Structural integrity, stackability, ease of manufacture. The swine flu...
  14. ceekay

    Conspiracy theory round 3

    ROFL too good!!!
  15. ceekay

    I normally don't find commercials funny...

    http://adblockplus.org/en/firefox = no more firefox ads. :) https://addons.mozilla.org/en-us/firefox/addon/donottrackplus/ = no more tracking. :) - CK
  16. ceekay

    1971 Dodge Demon test drive - GTA IV

    **bow** You're welcome. Unless you can get into the files on console, you can only mod the PC versions. They sell on Steam for pretty cheap for the whole package, and you may have to roll back the versions to make them moddable...
  17. ceekay

    1971 Dodge Demon test drive - GTA IV

    It's a mod, and the guy screwed with the traction and/or horsepower variables to give this Demon 500 billion HP and handling like the rear tires were made of soap... Fun for about five minutes, but then you gotta dig through your GTA and fix it, or it becomes one of the most avoided vehicles in...
  18. ceekay

    A preacher and a rabbi......

    The platypus is proof of that... ;) Not only is it an egg-laying beaver/mink/duck, but the males are POISONOUS!!!
  19. ceekay

    You might be an "A-body owner" if......

    @ entire thread: Yep... yep... yep... yes... uh huh... yep.... yes.... oh ya.... yep........... You might be an ABO if: -- Your replacement speedometer hasn't been installed because you haven't fixed the wiper bushings yet... -- You hate red interiors, but love your Boca interior! (for...
  20. ceekay

    High school graduation

    Daaamn! Know what I got for my "graduation?" (Dropout ceremony) A largely useless piece of paper that tells everyone I'm stupid, and a swift kick in the ***. >:\ - CK
  21. ceekay

    Truth about Men

    You can substitute either (or both) of those things for bacon and accomplish the same thing. ;) - CK
  22. ceekay

    Truth about Men

    As one of the best comics ever, Dylan Moran, said: "As a boy grows into a man, you have a finger up your nose, a hand on your dick, and you get taller." :D - CK
  23. ceekay

    Analogy of the Day

    You can polish a turd to a fine shine, but you still have a piece of **** on your hands. ;) - CK
  24. ceekay

    ah, how I long for the good old days

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but weren't both vehicles George Barris creations? - CK
  25. ceekay

    Does smokin weed really make you this dumb?

    ^ Quoted for truth. Still, I know a few kids who went to the dark side (Liberalism) after finding pot... - CK
  26. ceekay

    Does smokin weed really make you this dumb?

    This whole racism gig is getting absolutely ridiculous. You can't fart in the middle of the woods without the trees accusing you of racism! But then again, your average American is about as intelligent as a house plant, so anything about race that enters their ear-holes is automatically tagged...
  27. ceekay

    Does smokin weed really make you this dumb?

    Also should've left out the part where you mentioned they were smoking grass, as that is offensive to people with drug addictions. Also should've left out the part where you were giving away a large TV for free, as that is discriminatory to poor people. Also should've left out the part where you...
  28. ceekay

    if a mouse attacks, defense measures

    Solution: GET SOME FERRETS! :D Ferrets are natural mousers, and anyone who breaks in and sees this: WTF?!?! Insane Ferret - YouTube will think twice... - CK
  29. ceekay

    Twinkies.......

    Why? Other companies are already making twinkies... Saw some at the PX a few days ago, but forgot the manufacturer and what they called them. Also, FABO-brand twinkies? :D - CK
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