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And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Then He made the earth round… and laughed and laughed and laughed…

A Girls Prayer: Lord, Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who's willy is thick and long. One who thinks before he speaks, When he promises to call, he won't wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed, And when I...

While riding one day, a lone biker met a farmer riding a horse with a dog and a sheep walking alongside. The biker began a conversation. Biker: "Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?" Farmer: "Dogs don't talk." Biker: "Hey dog, how's it going?" Dog: "OK, I guess" Farmer: (Look...