JayD
Well-Known Member
While riding one day, a lone biker met a farmer riding a horse with a dog and a sheep walking alongside. The biker began a conversation.
Biker: "Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"
Farmer: "Dogs don't talk."
Biker: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "OK, I guess"
Farmer: (Look of shock.)
Biker: "Is this your owner?" pointing at the farmer.
Dog: "Yep."
Biker: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Really well. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week."
Farmer: (Look of disbelief.)
Biker: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Farmer: "Horses don't talk."
Biker: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool."
Farmer: (Extreme look of shock.)
Biker: "Is this your owner?" pointing at the Farmer.
Horse: "Yeah."
Biker: "How's he treating you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He exercises me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me when weather's bad."
Farmer: (Total look of utter amazement.)
Biker: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Farmer: "That sheep is a liar!"
Biker: "Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"
Farmer: "Dogs don't talk."
Biker: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "OK, I guess"
Farmer: (Look of shock.)
Biker: "Is this your owner?" pointing at the farmer.
Dog: "Yep."
Biker: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Really well. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week."
Farmer: (Look of disbelief.)
Biker: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Farmer: "Horses don't talk."
Biker: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool."
Farmer: (Extreme look of shock.)
Biker: "Is this your owner?" pointing at the Farmer.
Horse: "Yeah."
Biker: "How's he treating you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He exercises me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me when weather's bad."
Farmer: (Total look of utter amazement.)
Biker: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Farmer: "That sheep is a liar!"
