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This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience. It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud. This is a strictly ..... mathematical viewpoint... and it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever...

Her son comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. " Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. He's a little teed off - but goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to...

hijacked but too good not to pass on Guys, you have to show this to the ladies... My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, and play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: ‘Maybe I should pull the...

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You think libido is an Italian sauce. You remember the Dead Sea when it was just sick. next

I was astounded this morning watching CNN/HLN and heard that this is the last year WGN will be broadcasting Cubs games. I called CNN Atlanta and after much "on hold" and being transferred many times I finally was put in contact with someone who had the facts. I was like,..WTF is going on ...

THE BRIDGE A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, 'because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.' The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a...

A friend tells the blonde, "Christmas is on a Friday this year." The blond says, "Let's hope it's not the 13th." ------------------------------------ Two blondes find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a police station. One asks, "What if one explodes before we get there?"...

Grandpa, What Is Couple Sex? An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him, "Grampa, what is couple sex?" The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she's old enough to know to ask...

For some reason I missed one ( #10 ) for a score of 19. When I had hair; I used more than a dab ( but then I was 17 ). Kinda difficult to coat single hairs these days. God Bless all. Below are the right answers: 1. D - Wonder Bread 2. G - Cassius Clay 3. B - He Is Us 4. A -...

OLD PEOPLE'S MEMORY TEST This is not a pushover test. There are 20 questions. Average score is 12. This one will be very difficult for the younger set. Have fun, but no peeking! When you forward this to your friends/family, put your score in the subject line and let them know your score. Don't...

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We all get these scams but this one cracked me up: THE PRESIDENCY OFFICE OF THE CHIEF AUDITOR TO THE PRESIDENT INTERNATIONAL CREDIT SETTLEMENT DEPT FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE Email: [email protected] Our Ref: FGN /SNT/STB Sir. THIS IS TO OFFICIALLY INFORM YOU THAT WE HAVE...

I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, 'Mom, that lady isn't wearing a seat belt!'...

Should I Really Join Facebook... Read it all the way through! It's a good laugh! AND really quite true!! A good laugh for people in the over 50 group !!! When I bought my Blackberry, I thought about the 30-year business I ran with 1800 employees, all without a cell phone that plays music...

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A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch. Worried that it might be a second surgery and the doctors hadn't told him...

The ability to make and understand puns is considered to be the highest level of language development. Here are the 10 first place winners an International Pun Contest: 1. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry...

Confucius say, "If you are in a book store and cannot findthe book for which you search, you are obviously in the.....

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, 'Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, But they only know to say one thing.' 'What do they say?' the priest asked. They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?' 'That's obscene!' the priest exclaimed...

I'm passing this on as I did not want to be the only old fart receiving it. If you bump into an Old Fart on the sidewalk he will apologize. If you pass an Old Fart on the street, he will nod or tip his cap to a lady. Old Farts trust strangers and are courtly to women. Old Farts hold the...

Craigslist ad for paint. Just finished painting interior and have 5 gal ( unopened ) latex paint leftover. Martha Stewart "Toasted Marshmellow" ( eggshell latex ). Retail $25/gal. Sell for $15/gal or $60 for all 5 gallons. As for what "Toasted Marshmellow" is: ladies, call the wife; guys, it's...

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PROOF THAT MEN REMEMBER!!! A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of Cocoa in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at...

Seems a guy cruises thru a stop sign, or whatever, and gets pulled over by a local policeman. Guy hands the cop his driver's license, insurance verification, plus his concealed carry permit. "Okay, Mr. Smith," the cop says, "I see your CCW permit. Are you carrying today?" "Yes, I am."...

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