russduanegreen
Well-Known Member
Several weeks before her birthday a wife started pestering her husband. "This year you are not forgetting my birthday. You are getting me exactly what I want. What I want will be in the driveway. It will go 0 to 200 in 6 seconds". On her birthday morning she ran outside to the driveway. All she saw was a small box. She yelled at her husband, WHAT"S THIS? I told you exactly what I wanted. "Open it", said her husband, "It's exactly what you asked for. It's guaranteed to go 0-200 in under 6 seconds for you". When she opened it inside she found a bathroom scale.:bootysha:
