12 Dad jokes

[joel d. snyder]

happy wednesday - for a few minutes yet.....1. did you hear the joke about the baseball? it'll leave you in stitches. 2. hoow do lawyers say goodbye? i'll be suing you.

 

[Dartthunder340]

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging on the wall?

Kurt and Rod

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles









tentacles.

 

[Dartnut]

What did the blonde say after her boyfrind blew in her ear?
''Thanks for the refill!''

 

[Dartnut]

My wallet is like an onion.
Every time I open it I cry...

 

[joel d. snyder]

1. why are skeletons so calm? because nothing gets under their skin. 2. what do you call santa when he's wearing ear muffs? anything you like. he can't hear you.

 

[Ahoey]

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a dog with no legs? Anything you want he still won’t come.

 

[joel d. snyder]

it's friday, i think so.........1.what did the tie say to the hat? i'll hang around, you go on ahead. 2. what do you get when a king farts? noble gas.

 

[Dartnut]

What did the bug say after it hit the windshield?
''If I had the guts, I'd do it all over again.''

 

[Ahoey]

What did the bug say after it hit the windshield?
''If I had the guts, I'd do it all over again.''

What’s the last thing to go through a bugs mind when he hits your windshield? His asshole.