husband leaves wife this note: Dear, as you know i'm 54 yrs old, and have needs you cannot meet. since we have had a wonderful marriage these last 30 years, I leave you this note in respect to you: " tonight , I will meet my 18 year old secretary at Comfort Inn, I will be home sometime after 11."
he returns home, nothing said.
next afternoon , he gets home from work to find this note from his wife: " yes I know you are 54 so am I. I teach mathematics in school If you recall. I have this student , he is 18, strong, virile, athletic, in shape.... tonight I will meet him at Ramada Inn. I won't be back until sometime tomorrow morning........you might ask WHY so late????? I will e xplain thus: " being a math major, and you're NOT, it's like this:..." 54 goes into 18, hardly once.... 18 goes into 54 many times!??"
LOL!?????
he returns home, nothing said.
next afternoon , he gets home from work to find this note from his wife: " yes I know you are 54 so am I. I teach mathematics in school If you recall. I have this student , he is 18, strong, virile, athletic, in shape.... tonight I will meet him at Ramada Inn. I won't be back until sometime tomorrow morning........you might ask WHY so late????? I will e xplain thus: " being a math major, and you're NOT, it's like this:..." 54 goes into 18, hardly once.... 18 goes into 54 many times!??"
LOL!?????
