A redneck joke

[dodge freak]

How do you know you are in a redneck town??


You been married 3 times and still have the same in laws as the last two times.

 

[Longgone]

I`ve heard a similar one that goes.............. Where do rednecks go to meet chicks?
Family reunions!

Kinda Jeff Foxworthyish.LOL!

 

[gremlin]

So if they get a divorce are they still brother and sister?

 

[Joe334]

So if they get a divorce are they still brother and sister?

haha thats wrong in so many ways...i like it

 

[khughesprime]

That aint fair. None of ya''ll seen my ex-sister-in-law. She is HOT

 

[THEWHITEZOMBIE]

just keepin it in the family

 

[bamacuda]

A redneck boy brings home a really hot girl, so hot that his dad is getting stirred a bit. In introducing her, the boy leans over to his dad and says, "She's a virgin, too!" The dad draws back and says, "Dump 'er, Boy!" The confused son asks, "Why, Dad?" The old man whispers back quite loudly, "If she ain't good enough for her family, she ain't good enough fer ours either!"

 

[340mopar]

After reading these it makes me wonder if it was the wedding cake that makes wifes quit having sex with husbands or it's because they don't want to have sex with a relative? Unless of course your a redneck then it doesn't matter either way.

Chuck

 

[memike]

We redneck's don't marry until we take the mother out for a test drive.

That's going to leave a scar Sid :banghead:

that joke is all mine,Just like
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