A true fairy tale

[waggin]

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'


The girlSaid, 'NO!'


And the guy lived happily ever after and rode
Motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and
Drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the
Toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. The end​

 

[cavemanmoron]

I was married once, then a few years later had someone living with me,
I live alone now, much less hassles.

 

[Fstforward]

Amen to that.

I have been HAPPILY divorced for 5 years now, live with my 23 yr old son(my house, he's in transition), do what I want, when I want.

Beats the prison I was in with the psycho ***** for ~20 yrs.

FF

 

[mullinax95]

That's basically how I live except the drinking part.