Add your own Caption #246 and #247

[Mark Wainwright]

 

[halifaxhops]

I just love high altitudes!

 

[Mark Wainwright]

Hello Hello Hello. She says you didn't have to say it three times.
He says "I only said it once"

 

[CFD244]

"People keep staring at us in public......I think it's the age difference."

 

[halifaxhops]

And I never had a Hoppity Hop as a kid! Time to make up for it I bought two!

 

[CFD244]

After weeks if interviews looking for the most qualified candidate, I'd like to introduce you to our new VP.

 

[Treblig]

I want her in my car everytime I drive............................those are some of the nicest airbags I've ever seen!!!

 

[Jadaharabi]

The dude sez "I think she looks much better with her new contacts. What do you think?"

 

[Unconventional]

Good thing Ralph Lauren hired that structural engineer.

 

[Jeff Seighman]

When I said go for it, I didn't mean GOOOOOOOOOOO for it!

 

[Dartnut]

This is my daughter.
Doesn't she have the biggest beautiful eyes you have ever seen?

 

[missing linc]

Hi, my name is Bill and I'd like to introduce you to my new weightlifting program, guaranteed to bring results because it's a system you'll never get tired or bored with.

 

[grjammer]

My smartass wife told me to buy a ***** enlarger, so, here it is!

 

[RustyRatRod]

Meet my new airline flotation device.

 

[Unconventional]

Meet my new airline flotation device.

"Look! Tropical storm Attila is right over there! Let's get closer!"

 

[RustyRatRod]

"Look! Tropical storm Attila is right over there! Let's get closer!"

 

[Mark Wainwright]

Good thing Ralph Lauren hired that structural engineer.

More like Ralph Nader lol

 

[Mark Wainwright]

The question is how does he cover up those stretch marks on his face and where are the Schrader Valves hidden?

 

[diymirage]

The question is how does he cover up those stretch marks on his face and where is the shraider valves hidden?

Come on man..
There is only one spot to put those two valves

 

[69FBCuda]

Cause you got personality
Walk, with personality
Talk, with personality
Smile, with personality
Charm, with personality
Love, with personality

And, plus, you've got a great big set of "BOOBS"

Jerry Lee Lewis