after you water the yard, stand there until it grows and then cut it. That will give you some time to think about that silly outfit your wearing and that damn car you bought that doesn’t even have chrome bumpers . I’m going in to punch your mama right in the mouth.
Mad magazine said pulling weeds is too much work. Instead, just drown them with a garden hose.
I'll admit having 1 short Tee like that in about 76. Somebody said it made me look like a fag' so it became a shop rag.