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An esteemed member, of the North Korean mobile artillery units....
 
Shipping cannons across country by pony express....
 
If we can teach the horse to "tiptoe" we will have the latest in stealth/mobile artillery
 
We was just horsing around and I think we have the cannon on backwards


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Works great. But the re-coil keeps knocking the horse on it's ***!
 
seriously, one wrong move and the gun platform is dead. LOL
A lot of planning went into that one.!!!!
 
We are the Cuban army and haven't got any new updated machinery in a long time
 
polish intelligence told us germans have tigers
we put gun on horse, horse is bigger then tiger
 
Military Gov. "OK WHAT the HELL is that!? Troops reply: We're mocking up a version of a "so-called" Tank, as they call it....... The Gov. reply: THEY have PATTON TANKS! This right here isn't ****, compared.......then they call commanding officer, WHATS the meaning of this!? Officer reply: Sorry, they were messing around, Gov. Reply: AND WE'LL LOOSE!
 
what you never heard of Seal Team 6 , is the land based version Horse Team 2 , a little slower but at least they don't shoot their mouths off and write books after the op !
 
"How can we possibly fight the enemy when we keep slipping and falling in horse ****!??!"
 
How the military avoided the heavy "brokerage" fees from FedEx and UPS for shipping across the border back in the day....
 
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U B E R S E T Z U N G E N (Translation)

Grafenwoehr, Germany

The Imperial Army Research and Test Directorate has developed a new high mobility assault weapon system (see above), per the directive number B.14.501.C, using proven technology. The system can deliver up to 500 rounds per minute while moving at speeds up to 40 kph. Cross-country mobility is excellent as is the ability to function in all but the coldest environments.

Current Issues with the System:

  1. Use of the Maxim gun in a frontal assault resulted in the immediate death of the horse.
  2. Accuracy of the system is good initially when stationary. Once in motion, system accuracy falls below current qualification standards. Poor accuracy results in the immediate death of the horse.
  3. System operators require a high degree of physical fitness and equestrian expertise. The jobs of reining the horse and effectively firing the gun requires these skills as well as a great degree of coordination.
  4. Many of the horses engaged in the tests were uncontrollably agitated by the firing of the Maxim gun in close proximity to their heads. This resulted in bucking action that often threw the system operator to the ground sometimes with fatal results. Even after the operator was thrown to the ground, hot water from the Maxim cooling system would scald the horse prolonging the bucking action.

Conclusion/Recommendation:

If the Imperial High Command believes that sending 500 kg of crazed horseflesh into enemy lines randomly spewing hot lead, hot brass, and hot water is going to break the stalemate on the Western Front, then unit field trials should proceed. Please advise at your earliest opportunity as it will take the Quartermaster a long lead time to acquire the number of horses necessary.

Kaptain Wilhelm Klink
 
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