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A police motorcycle cop stops a driver for running a red light.

The guy is a real jerk and comes running back to the officer demanding to know why he is being harassed by the Gestapo!

So the officer calmly tells him of the red light violation.

The motorist instantly goes on a tirade, questioning the officer's ancestry, sexual orientation, etc., in rather explicit terms.

The tirade goes on without the officer saying anything.

When he gets done with writing the ticket he puts an "AH" in the lower right corner of the narrative portion of the ticket.


He then hands it to the 'violator' for his signature.

The guy signs the ticket angrily, and when presented with his copy points to

the "AH" and demands to know what it stands for.

The officer says, "That's so when we go to court, I'll remember that you're an a$$####!"


Two months later they're in court.

The 'violator' has such a bad driving record he is about to lose his license and has hired a lawyer to represent him.

On the stand the officer testifies to seeing the man run the red light. Under cross examination the defense attorney asks;

"Officer is this a reasonable facsimile of the ticket you issued my client?"

Officer responds, "Yes, sir, that is the defendant's copy, his signature and mine, same number at the top."

Lawyer: "Officer, is there any particular marking or notation on this ticket you don't normally make?"

"Yes, sir, in the lower right corner of the narrative there is an "AH," underlined."

"What does the "AH" stand for, officer?"

"Aggressive and hostile, Sir."

"Aggressive and hostile?"

"Yes, Sir?


"Officer, are you sure it doesn't stand for a$$####?"
"Well, sir, you know your client better than I do!"
 
LOL, very nice. Takes me back to my Patrol days when we actually did put notations in the remarks section of the traffic citation on the very bottom when people did act like this.
 
Yes sir, no sir, have a nice day sir, has helped keep my license intact. There's something to be said about being respectful to the man with the gun;)
 
Dead-on; a good attitude did miracles for people I stopped.
I had occasions where I'd stop someone just to chat about an equipment issue, i.e., burned out taillight, inneffective muffler, etc., and not cite them but instead issue a written warning notice. Can't tell you how many times they, because of having a bad attitude, came close to talking themselves into getting a traffic citation.
 
ab7fh said:
Yes sir, no sir, have a nice day sir, has helped keep my license intact. There's something to be said about being respectful to the man with the gun;)
Click to expand...

I have always been polite but due to my age the officers I have talked to have wanted to give me a "lesson" if you will, no hard feelings against them since they were doing there job and had every right to give me a ticket. (and I have only gotten 3 in almost 7 years of driving)
 
Yesterday I was at the local Wal-Mart. Now I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out, there he was - a damn Motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket ...

So, I went to him and said: "Come on Buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"

He simply ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

So, I called him a pencil necked Nazi. He then glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!

So, I called him a sorry excuse for a human being. He then finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started to write a third ticket!

This went on for about 25 minutes ... the more I abused and hurled insults at him, the more tickets he wrote ...
But hey, I didn't give a damn. My car was parked around the corner ...
 
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