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Questions with no apparent answers:

1. If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?
2. Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C?

3. Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?

4. Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn't it be called double V?

5. Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work.

6. Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.

7. The word "swims" upside-down is still "swims"

8. 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.


Six great confusions still unresolved.


1. At a movie theatre, which arm rest is yours?

2. If people evolve from monkeys, why are monkeys still around?

3. Why is there a 'D' in fridge, but not in refrigerator?

4. Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made?



Vagaries of English Language!

Ever wonder why the word funeral starts with FUN?

Why isn't a Fireman called a Water-man?

How come Lipstick doesn't do what it says?

If a Vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a Humanitarian eat?

How do you get off a non-stop Flight?

Why are goods sent by ship called CARGO and those sent by truck SHIPMENT?



Why do we park in the driveway and drive on the parkway?

Why do we put cups in the dishwasher and the dishes in the Cupboard?

Why is it called 'Rush Hour' when traffic moves at its slowest then?

How come Noses run and Feet smell?

Why do they call it a TV 'set' when there is only one?
 
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Maybe I need to contemplate this further.
Anybody got a Twinkie?
 
Six great confusions still unresolved.


1. At a movie theatre, which arm rest is yours?

2. If people evolve from monkeys, why are monkeys still around?

3. Why is there a 'D' in fridge, but not in refrigerator?

4. Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made?



Ah, but where are the other two?
 
4. Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn't it be called double V?
7. The word "swims" upside-down is still "swims"

!!LOLOL!!! Except now with "w" upside down it's not an "m", it's a ??vim?? And now with the "m" upside down IT REALLY IS A DOUBLE U!!
 
Ever wonder why the word funeral starts with FUN?
because its a celebration of life


Why isn't a Fireman called a Water-man?
because they respond to fires not sprinklers

How come Lipstick doesn't do what it says?
Because in this case Stick is a noun not a verb

If a Vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a Humanitarian eat?

Yo Mama ? sorry Mark couldn't resist .
 
1. At a movie theatre, which arm rest is yours?

2. If people evolve from monkeys, why are monkeys still

Both of them
Because we seem to still need politicians
 
Questions with no apparent answers:

1. If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?
2. Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C?


3. Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?

4. Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn't it be called double V?

5. Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work.

6. Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.

7. The word "swims" upside-down is still "swims"

8. 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.


Six great confusions still unresolved.


1. At a movie theatre, which arm rest is yours?

2. If people evolve from monkeys, why are monkeys still around?

3. Why is there a 'D' in fridge, but not in refrigerator?

4. Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made?



Vagaries of English Language!

Ever wonder why the word funeral starts with FUN?

Why isn't a Fireman called a Water-man?

How come Lipstick doesn't do what it says?

If a Vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a Humanitarian eat?

How do you get off a non-stop Flight?

Why are goods sent by ship called CARGO and those sent by truck SHIPMENT?



Why do we park in the driveway and drive on the parkway?

Why do we put cups in the dishwasher and the dishes in the Cupboard?

Why is it called 'Rush Hour' when traffic moves at its slowest then?

How come Noses run and Feet smell?

Why do they call it a TV 'set' when there is only one?
Some of the most unexplained mysteries of life.
 
Ever wonder why the word funeral starts with FUN?
because its a celebration of life


Why isn't a Fireman called a Water-man?
because they respond to fires not sprinklers

How come Lipstick doesn't do what it says?
Because in this case Stick is a noun not a verb

If a Vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a Humanitarian eat?
Yo Mama ? sorry Mark couldn't resist .
Like I mentioned before why is it that when we care about something we give a crap yet when we go to the can we take a crap
 
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The pic doesn’t do it justice. The two small arcs either side are ice bows we call them sun dogs. They only happen when it’s really fudgeing cold -35c
 
And the old adage I Don't Give A ****.. !
Does that mean he/she is constipated :rofl:
 
Girls wear a pair of panties, but only one bra?
 
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