Arthritis

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inkjunkie

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An elderly couple have been seeing each other for a while, however Mary just is not being satisfied sexually. Mary decides to talk to George about her desires, one of which is to have George perform oral sex on her. George, who lost his beloved wife Kay a few years earlier is all to eager to please, grabs Mary by the hand and leads her to the bedroom. They are in bed and George feels the time is right, starts making his way under the covers. As he is getting ready to fulfill Marys wishes, he is overcome by the most rancid smell he has ever come across in his 80 years on earth. he quickly gets out from under the covers and is visibly shaken. Mary asks what is wrong, to which he replies that smell was absolutely unbearable. Mary, now slightly embarrassed, explains to George that she has arthritis. George, now slightly upset, tells her that arthritis does not stink to which Mary proclaims I know that, but arthritis has kept me from wiping my ***.....
 
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