dibbons
Well-Known Member
After the wife snacked on some canned ham, she noticed the expiration date was stamped 2016. I'm sure it was still safe to eat, but it makes one wonder, nonetheless.
Kinda like the time I was sick and had a bad sore throat and had been gargling with that yellow Listerine stuff, I woke up in the middle of the night with my throat on fire. I stumbled into the bathroom drowsy, blurry eyed and with only a night light. I grabbed the bottle with the yellow liquid in it, took a big swig and started to gargle. Unknown to me....my wife had been cleaning the bathroom the night before and left a bottle of Pine Sol on the bathroom countertop. You guessed it...I almost puked trying to get all that crap out of my mouth. The worst part was that it was extremely difficult to rinse that crap out of my mouth!!! It tasted nasty as hell and even after rinsing my mouth 20 times I could still taste it...BLLAAAA!! I'm a lot more careful now when I use anything to gargle!!i remember one night, i was on my way to bed, but a little bit thirsty
i didnt want to open a whole can of pop because i didnt want that much, so i rummaged through the fridge and i found some orange juice
now, the catch was this stuff had been expired for about a month of two, but, it had been in the fridge the whole time and im sure it as still fine, but just to be sure, i took just a little sip and it tasted fine
so i downed the whole carton (probably about 6-8 ounces left in there) and the best part was, there was a ton of pulp in there, as we all know, thats the best part
after i drank it all i decided to rinse the carton before tossing it in the recycling, so the ants wont get at it
and as im standing there, filling it up with water im reading what all it says on the carton
"happy farms brand orange juice"
"not from concentrate"
"100 % real juice"
"no pulp"
"california oranges"
wait, what...no pulp?
oh crap
Damn! You're lucky!!Kinda like the time I was sick and had a bad sore throat and had been gargling with that yellow Listerine stuff, I woke up in the middle of the night with my throat on fire. I stumbled into the bathroom drowsy, blurry eyed and with only a night light. I grabbed the bottle with the yellow liquid in it, took a big swig and started to gargle. Unknown to me....my wife had been cleaning the bathroom the night before and lift a bottle of Pine Sol on the bathroom countertop. You guessed it...I almost puked trying to get all that crap out of my mouth. The worst part was that it was extremely difficult to rinse that crap out of my mouth!!! It tasted nasty as hell and even after rinsing my mouth 20 times I could still taste it...BLLAAAA!! I'm a lot more careful now when I use anything to gargle!!
There are 2 types of dates
treblig
If you manage to not eat pie filling for 100 years there is something wrong with youAnd what's what's funny I'm eating home canned vegetables, soups, apple sauce and pie filling from 2010.
As long as seal on fhe home canned stuff stays sealed you'll be able to eat it in 2110.
I spent 25 years in the food biz. Most of it as a meat cutter, your nose isn't actually a great tester for pathogenic bacteria. They don't really give an odor. They will make you sick though!expiration dates are decided by the manufacturer for the manufacturer. They want you to see it and throw it away when it reaches that date and buy more... Common sense and your senses are all you need. How do you think our ancestors survived on dead animals laying in the field. your nose knows some knew when to eat it and others didnt its called natural selection. lol
Botulism is not a great risk in fish.I am actually an engineer for a packaging company. I also happen to REALLY enjoy mre's. I've eaten some in the last month that were packed in 2011. Never had a bad one yet, but some age better than others depending on storage. There are videos on YouTube by mre Steve 1989, he eats the really old ones. If kept frozen, they'll last centuries.
As far as retail food, if it smells bad, it is bad. Beyond that, I don't even read expiration dates. Tip: that grey steak at the grocery store that is marked down or thrown out is the freshest, cleanest one. It's the one that has an airtight package and the meat has consumed the oxygen so it turned blue. No oxygen, no bugs.
Fresh fish has a new packaging standard: high transfer packaging, designed to give it oxygen. Why?
So the fish goes bad and you smell it, before botulism sets in.
I laughed out loud when I read the OP. Amateur. ;-)