LoL.
A while back my brother and I were in a grocery store at about 6:30 in the morning before a race day picking up some stuff for lunch at the track. We get to the check out and there’s a city cop in line ahead of us. He has 2 box’s of shitty donuts and a box of Ho Ho’s. My brother and I look a each other and chuckle. The cop puts the donuts on the belt, and the person in front of the cop leaves, and the checkers says “good morning, I’m afraid we can’t sell you donuts before 7am” the cashier did not miss a beat and said it with a stone face. My brother and I start laughing, the cop gives us the dirtiest look, along with the cashier. The cashier said I’m just messing with ya, how often do you get to mess with a cop with a donut joke….