SCredneck
LARGE member
A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes
upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into
the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher.
The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"
The drunk answers, "Yes, I am." So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water.
The preacher pulls the drunk up and asks him, "Brother, have you found Jesus?"
The drunk sputters, "No, I haven't found Jesus."
The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a little longer. He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, "Have you found Jesus, my brother?"
The drunk again sputters and answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus."
By this time the preacher is at his wit's end and dunks the drunk in the water again --- but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when the drunk begins kicking his arms and legs, the preacher pulls him up.
The preacher again asks the drunk, "For the love of God, have you found Jesus?"
The drunk sputters, spits, wipes his eyes, catches his breath and asks the preacher, "No, preacher, but I've got two questions for YOU. Don't you have anybody else looking, and are you sure this is where He fell in?"
upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into
the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher.
The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"
The drunk answers, "Yes, I am." So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water.
The preacher pulls the drunk up and asks him, "Brother, have you found Jesus?"
The drunk sputters, "No, I haven't found Jesus."
The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a little longer. He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, "Have you found Jesus, my brother?"
The drunk again sputters and answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus."
By this time the preacher is at his wit's end and dunks the drunk in the water again --- but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when the drunk begins kicking his arms and legs, the preacher pulls him up.
The preacher again asks the drunk, "For the love of God, have you found Jesus?"
The drunk sputters, spits, wipes his eyes, catches his breath and asks the preacher, "No, preacher, but I've got two questions for YOU. Don't you have anybody else looking, and are you sure this is where He fell in?"
