Beer

[sr71mopar]

Q: Why does beer go through you so fast?
A: It doesn't have to stop and change colors.

 

[kustom2k1]

Beer troubleshooting
SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.

SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.
FAULT: Improper bladder control.
ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training.

 

[krazykuda]

You don't drink beer, you just "borrow" it for half an hour....

 

[SCredneck]

BEER....helping ugly women get laid for 200 years.

 

[krazykuda]

There used to be a song on Dr. Dimento that went:

There's nothing more depressing, morbid, or dreer
Than to stand in a bar or pub with no beer....