best pick up lines...........

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spl440

spl440

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I will start,

" I'm Jane" she said.
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"I'm Christopher," he replied "but everyone calls me Dick for short"
"How do you get Dick from Christopher?" she asked.
"You just have to ask me nicely" he replied.
 
Overheard in the next booth over at a Flyin-J truck stop getting breakfast one morning...he was ordering from a very cute little waitress...

"Darling.... If you could kindly roll yer-self in eggs and sit on a plate.... I'll have an omelet!!!"

:D :D
 
I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
 
You must be single
"Why yes I am, how did you know?"
Because you're uglier n ****.

No? :D
 
"Do you like to give oral or get it? 'Cause I'm down with either..."
 
Only one thing keeping me from taking you out for an absolutely amazing evening.
You haven't said you would go yet.
 
Question.Whats your family, Irish, Italian, German. After they reply. Would you like a bit of Indian in you. In reality it really doesn't much matter the line. They pick you up.
 
Come on, you guys can reach farther back than that.

I must have died and gone to heaven. Because you look just like an angel
 
I wish I was your math homework.........
Why?
Because I would be hard and you'd be doing me..
 
Did it hurt?

Did what hurt?

When you fell from heaven?

No but I scraped my knee coming out of the pit from hell.
 
"Do you wash your pants in windex?"
"Because I can see myself in them"
 
That's a nice outfit you're wearing, but it would look better on my bedroom floor.
 
Here's one a drunk friend used on a very attractive woman on a train years ago.

"Your so sexy, I'd eat the peanuts out of your ****"

actually happened. LOL

Jack
 
Hey what do you say we get a pizza an screw?
What you don't like pizza?
 
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