best pick up lines...........

[the67fish]

I would walk 5 miles through a frozen mine field just to hear you fart over a field phone.

 

[Dartnut]

Seeing that everyone is being crude.........

My dick just died.
Can i bury it in your ***?

 

[65LoveAffair]

I'd like to have breakfast with you in the morning.
Should I call you or nudge you?

 

[adriver]

From The Color Purple.
You're so fine I would drink your bathwater.

 

[pishta]

Seeing that everyone is being crude.........

My dick just died.
Can i bury it in your ***?

I just coughed up my drink, that's funny.....

 

[CudaChick1968]

Ohhhh wow ... it's not a big surprise now why a lot of you are single. LOL!
< duckin and runnin >

 

[TrailBeast]

Ohhhh wow ... it's not a big surprise now why a lot of you are single. LOL!
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Right?

 

[magnumdart]

Sit on my face and I'll guess your weight.

 

[chryslerfat]

My face is leaving on the train would you like to be on it?

 

[magnumdart]

You've got the whitest teeth I've come across.